• 90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
  • 2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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  • 90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
  • Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
  • 2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
  • 2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

emrysinthetardis:

I’ve really sucked at tumblr lately, but here’s something cool I saw when I was in Disneyland last week.

:'(

12th gen Auditions Are Officially Complete

kameirefrigeeta:

berikyuu:

and there are winners this time ;)

A couple rumors include former KSS members Tanaka Karen and Oura Hirona due to them completing their training.

Oh, now that you say it….. Hirona and Karen leaving like that is suspicious. But well, I guess I like to dream.



gameraboy:

Let’s take a ride on the Peoplemover on opening day of New Tomorrowland on July 2, 1967. You’ll see a couple of amazing Mary Blair murals, Adventures Through Inner Space and the Monsanto House of the Future.

swoons


i created a page on my tumblr for my weight loss tracker im crazy

posted 3 hours ago

missmegami asked: Primrose

Favorite kind of soup?: Any kind of vegetable soup. :) Minestrone is so good. So is french onion soup~


sakiaii asked: Tulip

For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?: I ask for a fruit tart, lol. I don’t particularly enjoy cakes, and the only ones that I do are kind of expensive or hard to come by where I live. I like good cheesecakes, and the shortcakes from Asian bakeries. Everything else is too sweet.

posted 5 hours ago

“"Women are the niggers of gender," the email said. "If you killed yourself, I wouldn’t even fuck the corpse."

I blinked at my phone, fighting simultaneous urges to hurl my phone across the room in anger and cry. Later that day, someone texted me my address — telling me they’d “See me when I least expected it.”

I haven’t been out to my car at night by myself since January 2nd.

My name is Brianna Wu. I lead a development studio that makes games. Sometimes, I write about issues in the games industry that relate to the equality of women. My reward is that I regularly have men threatening to rape and commit acts of violence against me.” — No skin thick enough: The daily harassment of women in the game industry | Polygon  (via purityhole)