So I wear a skirt and literally everyone acts surprised about it.
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me


Alarm clocks you either can’t hear or they vibrate and in your sleepy state feels like an earthquake when it goes off.
You can’t win, man.
I’ve always wondered what it was like to have someone to rely on, without fail.
