“If the color red makes you feel good, go out and buy a big red balloon and carry it down like Winnie the Pooh. Like take it over to Piglet’s house. You know, share with him the fact that you got this - No, it was Piglet. Piglet took a big red balloon over to Winnie the Pooh’s house and then Winnie the Pooh was gonna take a pot of honey to Eeyore and then the balloon popped and then Eeyore discovered that he like the balloon better broken because now he had something to put in Winnie the Pooh’s pot ‘cause Winnie the Pooh was gonna give him honey, but Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey before he got to Eeyore. So he gave him an empty pot and Piglet gave him a broken balloon. So the moral of the story is that Eeyore turned a situation that was potentially bad into something good because now he had an empty pot and he could put something in it. So he was like “Wow! That’s amazing!” See what I mean? If Eeyore can do it, so can you! Because Eeyore is one miserable mother- he’s one miserable man.” — Blake Bliss (being adorable and rambling)